Shit Xero Says. John Xero is the single Most Quotable human being in existence- or at least in my universe. This is all 100% real. ..And this is why I love him.
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“can you connect the dots and make sense? I don’t know what you are saying.”
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“can you connect the dots and make sense? I don’t know what you are saying.”
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“OK instead of going off on TANGENTS.. lets go back to Sequential REALITY..Thats how we do things here.”
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“What am I your cervix? Your servant?”
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“Why are you so hot? I would like to be inside your vagina.”
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“and now the curtain falls.. no longer trapped inside these walls”
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“My name is John, I’m from the wild blue yonder..when Im absent from you girl, my heart grows fonder”


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