Shit Xero Says. John Xero is the single Most Quotable human being in existence- or at least in my universe. This is all 100% real. ..And this is why I love him.
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“I love farting.. It’s beautiful- It like, completes the circle of life.”
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“This is Love Court!! Your heart is on trial here”
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“I really like you. In fact, I love you.”
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“every now and again I’ll indulge in a fat bitch”
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“Jessie foxxxx foood ..jessie jessie foxx food. look at them owl titties! SHIT! you fine girl”
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“You look like a Vulcan,..like a hot vulcan. You’re so hot baby.”
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“You look like a Vulcan,..like a hot vulcan. You’re so hot baby.”
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“I have the thoughts in my head I just cant verbalize them Im so high”
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“You wanna be tweaked out? thats hot.. You can be my Junebug baby. Thats some seventies shit..some jive ass turkey shit. thats hot. Some grand daddy purple.”
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“You’re on a one way trip to stoners ville that’s the only place you’re headed, Jess!!”


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