Shit Xero Says. John Xero is the single Most Quotable human being in existence- or at least in my universe. This is all 100% real. ..And this is why I love him.
do they have Bagina pills? do you want me to get you some bagina medicine.. I will! do they have that?
ooooo yeaaaah psychic sex whore
I want to sail the oceans of your vagina with my cock
Look at you, You’re a stringbean
I love you my buttercake
I wish you were pregnant.


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