Shit Xero Says. John Xero is the single Most Quotable human being in existence- or at least in my universe. This is all 100% real. ..And this is why I love him.
→ Megan Amram: Quiz: Do You Have Cancer?

meganamram:

Do you have cancer? Find out with this fun, flirty quiz!!

1. It’s the middle of class and your crush looks over to see you:

a. Texting him!

b. Paying attention to the teacher. Come on – it’s class!

c. Picking at a large new mole that has recently developed on your forearm!

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you and your homo fantasies. Stop it already!!
On Little Debbi Fudge Rounds

Look at you with your big…turd cake. Hey eat it! Oh no, Don’t stop! Look- I’m going to eat a turd cake too.

I love the way your pussy gets all shiney. Shine-gina.
snoring like a snake slithering through a field of pinecones
he snores like a pinecone
*sings* Mexi-cocoa….mexi-cocoa..suckin goats in mexico…sucking goats is what I dooo
Why you make that face with your eyes?
K-N-S S-N-Knee-Yah whooose that Jesssssss


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