Shit Xero Says. John Xero is the single Most Quotable human being in existence- or at least in my universe. This is all 100% real. ..And this is why I love him.
Suck my dick-Ass Prick!
Why you gotta fuck with Johnny Small Balls
our daughter is gonna be a total slut.
97 CENT—-OOOOO WEEEE- IMA GET ME SOME
I’m not pretencious. Um, you’re goth, how much more pretentious can you get? a victorian goth. or wait, i’m sorry knowing you are you an EDWARDIAN GOTH?
TUM-BLAAARRRRR (TUMBLR)
I STARTED TO FEEL SO SLOW, LIKE I WAS TIME TRAVELING BECAUSE IM SO HIGH SO I NEED TO SPEED UP. WHEN I SPEED UP..MY THOUGHTS TIME TRAVEL..IM THINKING INTO THE FUTURE
YO I GOT A MILLION VOICES

he totally is.



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